Every year the UMC has what is called "Annual Conference." In my experience of AC, it is a business meeting in which we hand out awards and pass a budget thank those retiring hear from the bishop's spouse (who know's why?) and the bishop. Oh yes, and at AC is where the UMC ordains people.
This little slip of paper has become for me everything that I do not want to do and be in the UMC. Not that I would not mind serving as a delegate to future conferences, but that I do not ever want to be caught up in a swirl of running around the floor of AC trying to organize and get the word out about what young clergy to vote for.
On a more positive note, one of the delegates to AC from Arlington Heights, Robyn, snapped a photo of me in some swank 3D glasses. I have decided that I want glasses.
Thirdly, for future reference, we need to post the twitter feed live next year. There are some really great lines in this year's feed such as:
steveheyduck Steve Heyduck
Churches should need land like Israel needed a king. #ctc11
Aly_Donaldson Alyssa Donaldson
I feel like all the #ctc11 tweeters are creating the biggest database of inside jokes and inside understandings ever.
steveheyduck Steve Heyduck
What would it look like if lay elected clergy & vice versa? Should that make a difference? #ctc11
marianne_brown Marianne Brown
I don't know how I feel about the frequency I'm hearing "the cluster groups will help that." #ctc11
gravleyp Paul Gravley
We need to do a better job of teaching the whys in what we do in worship, but do it actually in worship! #ctc11
marianne_brown Marianne Brown
"Honey, it's Holy wine, there's no backwash." -Adam Hamilton #ctc11
gravleyp Paul Gravley
There is something theologically fantastic about the idea of holy backwash! #ctc11
steveheyduck Steve Heyduck
Best clergy candidates: effective clergy who are not interested. #ctc11
minimar7 Mary Spradlin
I want to be an effective pastor. That's not the only reason I brushed my teeth this morning! #ctc11